Great Joke (well, decent joke)

What's the difference between a Cadillac Escalade, and a golf ball?

Answer:

Tiger can drive a golf ball over 300 yards...

Cups Full of Emptiness

On my way to work this morning I saw a black lace bra in the middle of the road. Looked to be about a 30-32B, possibly C. I wonder what the story is behind such an intimate piece of clothing being left in the turn lane of a major road? Was it wild and crazy car sex, or poor luck while moving? It seemed to be good quality, and in a decent size. So where are you braless chick? I have questions for you...

Pun Times

My daughter sat on my lap and I asked her if all I was to her is a chair. She said "no, you're also my dad". So of course I said "so that means I'm a papasan?" She and I thought it was funny. Her mom...not so much. No appreciation for puns.

THIS is what capitalism is all about

So these guys aren't just two-bit thugs anymore.  They've gotten their shit together and are becoming pretty damn formidable.  I know they're basically just thieves, but you gotta admire their work ethic.  Most of them admit they know piracy is wrong but have nothing else to do to survive.  If someone could get in there with a better alternative, I think there'd be one hell of a workforce waiting...if nothing else, turn them loose on your competition!